organized chaos


lumpyyspacebitch:

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the ritz.

(via ufocottoncandy)

— 1 week ago with 2677 notes

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via rollingbarrel)

— 1 week ago with 289912 notes
lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

(Source: cineraria, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 1 week ago with 355313 notes
terrinsavvy:

laughing-treees:

i want to go on a mermaid search

I want to be a mermaid

terrinsavvy:

laughing-treees:

i want to go on a mermaid search

I want to be a mermaid

(Source: blueascookiemonster, via ufocottoncandy)

— 1 week ago with 2993 notes

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 1 week ago with 268672 notes

bitrates:

I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

(Source: bitrates, via jinxremoving629)

— 1 week ago with 105581 notes