organized chaos


lumpyyspacebitch:

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the ritz.

(via ufocottoncandy)

— 2 days ago with 2626 notes

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via rollingbarrel)

— 2 days ago with 289762 notes
lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

(Source: cineraria, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 2 days ago with 354113 notes
terrinsavvy:

laughing-treees:

i want to go on a mermaid search

I want to be a mermaid

terrinsavvy:

laughing-treees:

i want to go on a mermaid search

I want to be a mermaid

(Source: blueascookiemonster, via ufocottoncandy)

— 3 days ago with 2915 notes

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 3 days ago with 268144 notes

bitrates:

I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

(Source: bitrates, via jinxremoving629)

— 3 days ago with 103233 notes

hufflpuffsam:

Reasons why jobs should hire me

  • So I can spend less time being depressed over my life in my room

Reasons why I need a job

  • Money
  • So I can spend less time being depressed over my life in my room

(via lezbehonest-bro)

— 3 days ago with 15 notes

Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.

(Source: mediaite.com, via lezbehonest-bro)

— 3 days ago with 196260 notes